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SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE -




MAKE HIM A CAKE - with arsenic.


TAGS: murder housewife turngay
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Zcorrecttheory

Zcorrecttheory - October 12, 2011, 1:21 am
With jello puddin pops?
ribas - October 11, 2011, 7:06 pm
Yes please. Put me out of my misery. ;P


ADMIT IT... - you wish your mom looked this good swiffering the carpet ^^




WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT - NO SAMMICH! -


TAGS: housewifes
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by culos



The Little Woman -




REAL STOPID -


TAGS: real housewife atlanta porscha
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Brawler

Brawler - December 28, 2013, 1:06 am
Touche :D
demon001 - December 27, 2013, 5:34 pm
What do U expect from someone named after a car!


Casseroles -


TAGS: what we eat fast food cheap easy vintage housewife
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:28 am
Dawg! You trying to say I don't taste good with nothing on me?
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:26 am
...a side of fava beans and a bottle of chianti Silvie?
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Sod, I'm fast, cheap and easy. But sir, I never tease...teehee.
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:17 pm
Ha! You're frequented covered in ketchup? 5 heaping spoonfuls.
Silverheart - April 21, 2014, 7:06 pm

If you're on the menu, then I wanna fork
Oldsod - April 21, 2014, 5:55 pm
Awww...don't tease...


Breakfast In Bed -


TAGS: angry housewife breakfast bed suggestions
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 7:45 pm
I'm guessing the sleep on the floor followed very quickly after the conk to the head. Thanks for the comment Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 7:43 pm
Thanks Papa!
GaryO - June 20, 2013, 9:48 am
Been ‘er, but the skillet was cast iron. It really doesn't hurt if hit in the back of the head, but that floor, in the morning…frickin’ cold.
PapaFox - June 20, 2013, 7:58 am
Good one :-D


THE STONE AGE -


TAGS: female housewife wife women life cartoon flinstones
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by giulio

Twangle - May 25, 2009, 9:16 pm
betty rubble, hot she is


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